I don’t like coffee, as a matter of fact, I loathe it. The taste of coffee never goes away once it touches your tongue. You are stuck with it. It’s like that family member that won’t shut up. Coffee is addictive and it also stains your teeth. So now you are committed to something that turns your teeth yellow. I couldn’t even commit to a dog, how could I ever commit to coffee? I have to admit though, having that cup in your hand is a powerful feeling. It’s just cool. You look good. It goes well with anything! Have on black socks and spandex? Add a coffee cup with a sleeve and you look hot.
Recently some of my friends began meeting at Starbucks a lot. I obviously wanted to be a part of the gatherings, but it presented me with a dilemma. What in the heck do I get? Sure, I could get tea but it’s just not the same. I snuck up to the counter and whispered my order and went and sat with the group. Everything was going well until I hear this: “Signature HOT CHOCOLATE for WES!!!!!!!!!” I was mortified. My cover was blown…but I still looked cool. I had the cup in my hand.
So when you are in the office getting coffee, just know that you look good regardless of the health consequences that you are suffering. Also, if you see me with a coffee cup, please assume its coffee and don’t yell out: HOT CHOCOLATE FOR WES! Thank you.
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